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"Life's for the living so live it or you're better off dead."


My dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow

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why didnt my parents name me something cool like exodius or blue eyes white dragon

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what if after you die you get stats like

words said total: 21,390,459

pushups done: 1.3

hours spent crying: 238

1.3 pushups

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The biggest plot twist in history, possibly? 

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